When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).
by Rogue77 April 13, 2016
Get the brazillian jet skimug. When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!
by Slogina September 14, 2006
Get the Geilchin Skimug. by 314L March 11, 2019
Get the It’s skimug. A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
Get the Stand up jet skiesmug. When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
Get the handicapped skiingmug. 
Ayeeeeeee, SKI SKUUUU
by Squishywhale3 April 19, 2019
Get the Ski Skumug.