soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016

Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs

Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule

by maninahat June 6, 2011

battyman shoes

loafers for white chavs

oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.

by Lol I'm the Lord April 27, 2019

Shoe Lace

It keeps your shoes tight like my heart
Sad and lonely

shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable

by @kmccullogh430 add me October 30, 2019

heavy in the shoes

Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.

I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .

by Sassypants16789 September 5, 2016

shoe fiend

One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.

One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.

I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel

by ShoeFiend September 2, 2016

Shoe Imp

1. (n.) The cause of the irritating sensation one gets when something is lodged inside their shoe.

"OW! There's something in my shoe!"

"Damn Shoe Imps..."

by idon'twannabefriends1243 September 30, 2011