When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)
Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march
by OneApollo July 15, 2025
Get the shit shockmug. usually originating from the 2000s to late 2010s, a shock video is categorized by something that can come across as shocking, gross, insane, and/or homicidal. shock videos usually include illegal acts or just plain disgusting content that lives up to its name; to shock, disturb, and harm.
Joel: “Damn, I need a good website to see some shock videos.”
Katie: “Wtf, why?”
Joel: “They get me off.”
Katie: “Uh, Goresee, seegore, rotten.com, the gauntlet, liveleak, cartoon network…”
Katie: “Wtf, why?”
Joel: “They get me off.”
Katie: “Uh, Goresee, seegore, rotten.com, the gauntlet, liveleak, cartoon network…”
by novaxyro January 20, 2025
Get the shock videomug. The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.
by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013
Get the Shock Jockeymug. When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.
From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.
Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.
Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
Get the shock and awwmug. by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012
Get the Chipotle Shockmug. Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.
by Modisanigga July 15, 2014
Get the Pull a Shockingmug. One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.
“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄
“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”
“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.
You get the idea.
“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”
“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.
You get the idea.
by Dree74 August 13, 2025
Get the Davidson Electric Shockmug.