shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

Mr. Shift Your Panties

Sexual term used to describe a man who can woo a woman into sleeping with him.

I.e. f-boy.
(Mentioned by Afrobeats star, Wizkid, to describe himself in 2022 song "Money & Love, from his 2022 album "More Love, Less Ego".)

"Hey, I heard Chad left Katrina for Maria. Isn't it his 3rd relationship this semester? I thought he was a good guy. "
"Yeah, he thinks he is a Mr. Shift Your Panties. "

by Cleo patches February 28, 2024

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

Shift worker

Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.

I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.

by bounty67 December 28, 2017

Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017

Shift To Run

This is a phrase to be used when shit hits the fan. In horror games, this usually happens in the tutorial stage when the threat first makes an appearance. This is a reference to the Kubz Scouts. THAT DUDE.

*Enters a dark room after obtaining the Complementary Horror Game Flashlight*
Game: *SHIFT TO RUN*
*Chuckles* I'm in danger

by General Flamingo (YT) August 5, 2021

Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019