Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you
looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re
looking for a ball? Idk try Target
it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.