Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

Secret Curry recipe

No No No you cant have this

Secret Curry recipe is not to share

by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022

Wanna know a secret?

a secret.

Wanna know a secret? Sure! a secret.

by OS GoST January 9, 2020

grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.

"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.

by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016

Secret bell agent

A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .

Where is Adam ?

He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep

That guy never clocks off !!

by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

Prince Eric’s Secret

While a girl is blowing you, a live fish must be inserted up to it’s tail in her vagina and she continues to blow you while the fish’s tail slaps around between her legs.

“Ariel may want to be where the people are, but Prince Eric’s Secret reveals that he wants to be where her people are.”

by anonymous June 25, 2023