Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

schroding

When two or more are engaged in sloppy ,violent ,loud ,wet sex.

Those two are keeping up with their schroding.
jane was schroding with bill

by fridge torres June 22, 2009

schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

schrödingers racist

a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.

I am a Schrödingers racist

by kingtux99999 February 14, 2023

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

schrödinghim

a guy who could be gay or straight... but, you put him in a box... 👩 🔬💁, and you won't know until you open it and turn on the lights!

Jim's sexuality was a mystery. That schrödinghim was always floating from guy to girl: we couldn't tell he was gay till we caught him under the bleachers with Tom!

by KifoFox May 7, 2017