A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.
You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024
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When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.
With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
Get the sandy olive mug.Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
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Get the Sideways Sandy mug.Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
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