Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 09, 2020

Dry Robert

A wet Willy without the wet. A dry Robert.

I’m going to give you a dry Robert.

by Dryrobert February 02, 2021

Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.

God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!

by Wspycrs July 17, 2018

robert half

A jerk.

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.

by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019

Robert Storms

All the worst things in life and history rolled into one to create something unspeakable.

I just went through Robert Storms and it’s giving me depression.

by 69BJS November 05, 2020

Robert Moment

If a Robert (works with any Robert) does a dumb thing or hacks in games,

you say Robert Moment.

wtf this is such an Robert Moment

by SpermienHändler August 17, 2022

edward robert

Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back

Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?

by Action woman May 13, 2015