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queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011
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queef releaser

someone who releases a lot of queef on a daily basis
person 1: xenro is such a queef releaser!
person 2: ikr!
by queefinator3 November 1, 2022
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snapper queef

When a lady farts out of her lady parts, sometimes causing lip flappage when it sneaks out the front. Can be quite ticklish, but ALWAYS funny.
After having Mexican food, BP had a major snapper queef at the house.
by H-bone 10 May 19, 2022
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Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
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Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade
That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef
by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021
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Queef Wave

by Strayawise February 26, 2022
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master queef

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009
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