onion pussy

1) a vagina so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes

Ryan: How was last night?
Alex: I'm still emotional. Her onion pussy looks like it was carved by the hand of God Himself.

by Mr. Kocesroh April 16, 2016

Gobblin' Pussy

A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.

"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"

THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.

by TacoPuss69 April 7, 2020

pussy cobbler

A pristine vagina that tastes so good when you eat it, it gives off the tasty flavor of a cobbler.

Kaela's pussy cobbler was so delicious I just want to eat it all the time!

by Pb13 October 2, 2013

Pussy pillow

The pillow that you shove between your legs that stops your knees from rubbing together when you go to bed

Ever since I introduced him to the pussy pillow John cannot get a good night's sleep without it.

by ThePussyPillow December 22, 2020

Pussy stick

A vape

X: Is she a smoker?
Y: Does it count if she uses pussy sticks?

by Kaz00 April 16, 2022

Pussy Tubing

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.

Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!

by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009

Pussy Scale

A scale in which a man is measured in receiving the vagina or not. With 10 being the highest (guaranteed sex) and 1 , obviously being the lowest (no pussy for you).

*female talking to her bestie* GIRL , I HEARD HE FUCKED SHANEQUA , BONQUESHA , ASHLEY AND JASMINE...HE THINK HE SLICK! HE AINT GETTIN THIS PUSSY!

*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*

by HUCKFINNSTITCH July 4, 2011