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Poon Slayer

Known by many names such as Bandit or just PS for short. A guy who is irresistible to the ladies. Prefers dome but will settle for late night snuggling. Won’t be seen outside his natural habitat(B42) after sundown unless summoned by his wife to be.
Do you know that the Poon Slayer got with another girl last night?
Really?
Yea just another notch in the belt. Classic Poon Slayer

I can’t believe PS isn’t out right now.

I know. This is so unlike him
by Top Cheds November 23, 2021
mugGet the Poon Slayermug.

poon chuck

To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.
This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.
by beerluvnmp August 10, 2009
mugGet the poon chuckmug.

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.
Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
mugGet the Poon Dongmug.

Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
by CockBlocker September 18, 2004
mugGet the Poon Pocketmug.

poon fever

when a guy is trying to get some poon and the need is so strong it is making him sick with the poon fever. its pretty self explanatory
Logan cant go to the game cuz hes got the poon fever. i need a gas mask cuz that shit is contagious!
by jamespeters October 8, 2015
mugGet the poon fevermug.

poon brow

A lady's pubic hair area. The hairier it is the more it looks like bushy eyebrows.
Girl's got a big poon brow. I wish she'd shave that muff.
by Steve Mish April 14, 2022
mugGet the poon browmug.

poon punisher

My girlfriend told me I was her lifetime poon punisher
by Superchill38 April 8, 2016
mugGet the poon punishermug.

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