kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh

I pulled the joker poker on her last night

by Evil492 April 25, 2021

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.

Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.

by jacob911prey May 7, 2025

Luigi's Picture Poker

Gambling for kids. Appears in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.

Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker

by the upteenth time May 31, 2025

spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

by yawnses... January 10, 2026

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023