your white person is the friend you’ve had since you were little who has for as long as you remember been a trustworthy caring friend
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Get the person 3 mug.Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
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by The anonymous May 18, 2016
Get the personal lubricants mug.A pocket personality (plural: personalities) is a person who has a cult following, as in a cult of personality, while having a relatively small amount of fame or notoriety.
The rise of social media has created many a pocket personality who wield their userbase as an extension of themselves with the intent to create drama and increase personal clout.
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