Penny

A Penny is a coin worth $0.01 in the US Market. This is the best analogy I can give to describe a girl I love named "Penny." She's truly a special 1 out of 100 percent out there, she's the kind of person that you really wouldn't expect to be good acquaintances with. Penny's are surprisingly sweet, given how in my case they seem to have the world kick them down no matter what, yet they still stand. Penny's don't view you as just some person, if they open up to you they'll be nice to you no matter where you stand like being on great terms like me. Penny is one of those people that have the same effect on people as a magnet around anything medal, she can attract people with their charm of being super likeable, while being far more than just a pretty face. She's also pretty damn smart and upbeat despite feeling like she should really be on a throne above everyone else, she doesn't look at anyone or herself as being "Superior." My Favorite Part about her and other Penny's though is the simple fact of them offering so much more to the table, they seem to (again from my experience) have more untapped potential than even they realize themselves. Whether you are good friends, best friends, an amazing family member or even that special soulmate, a penny is certainly worth more than what they see in themselves.

"Penny and I are good friends." "Man I wish that girl Penny would notice me."

by mroneway23 January 30, 2020

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Penny in the mix

A person that is meh or odd amongst the most basic of their others

A penny amongst quarters

“We all drank hair of the dog but Louis drank tea…he’s a real penny in the mix”

by Rod Stodson October 13, 2023

dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)

person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.

by chillypoptart August 8, 2019

a penny whistler

A penny Whistler is a fart that is extremely long and high pitched.

I was sat next to my mate whilst stoned when he did this extremely long and high pitch fart.

“That was a penny whistler” I said.

by Stayout February 24, 2019

Pennie

A slang term for Pennsylvanians. Usually only used by Pennsylvanians themselves, or some New Yorkers.

Yorker: You can just tell she's a pennie. She won't stop asking you to go to Sheetz with her.

by sordadiffiars December 5, 2019