Paint your Wagon

The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.

"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."

by Blenny-Shoes August 06, 2009

wagon wheel watusi

A term first invented by Cher, then popularized by Youtube. Thanks to someone with no life, you can listen to wagon wheel watusi for 10 minutes. Thanks guys.

WAGON WHEEL WATUSI, WAGON WHEEL WATUSI, WAGON WHEEL WATUSI

by cheesewizzard May 30, 2011

fell off the wagon

Originally a phrase used when an alcoholic resumes drinking. The wagon is presumably the high school or college band wagon. In the 1950s, schools used to hold pep rallies for football teams. Often the music band would be on a wagon and the enthusiastic students would hop on the wagon. Alcohol was not allowed on the wagon. The phrase "back on the wagon" refers to one who quits drinking and hops on the band wagon, with a positive spirit, supporting the team and school. In other words, one who is happy to not drink. Relapsing into alcoholism is often sudden and unintentional, hence the description of falling off the wagon.

I guess John fell off the wagon last night, he was hammered.

by ScottDMF October 09, 2015

ice the ball wagon

When performing oral sex on a man, the person performing the act has a piece of ice in their mouth.

Man, I've never seen anyone ice the ball wagon quite like Sally has.

by 49erKiller June 02, 2007

Wait broke the wagon

A response to someone who tells you to wait

Shelly said wait for me
Pap responded wait broke the wagon

by Pap A April 21, 2019

Salty Wagon Wheel

When A man salts another mans asshole before eating it out

Bryan was thrilled when Alex gave him a Salty Wagon Wheel last night

by Luke Ginther November 11, 2008

Albuquerque Welcome Wagon

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."

Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!

by Air Base Hooker August 01, 2019