tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 21, 2014

Tree out

Someone who stands, tree like, rooted to the spot in a venue or club or pub with great music.

My Malay mate Jorden who seemed to enjoy the music but stood blinking like a walrus the entire night disappeared to falafel heaven and reappeared to tree out once more.

by Melbourne Musicians February 27, 2011

oakwood tree

A carnivore. (Don't question the logic)

Person: It must be an oakwood tree. It is eating some chicken.
Me: okay then

by OakTreesAreCarnivores March 01, 2016

TREE BOI

LOVES EATING PLANTS

LOOK IT IS TREE BOI HE IS EATING A POISON IVY PLANT

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

by wagglyopposum December 02, 2019

fugly tree

A tree that grows in the ugly/Fugly forest; Has the ability to turn anyone who touches it ugly and/or fugly
See also: Ugly Stick

Looks like someone fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.

by Brick Squatthrust May 08, 2015

Yellow Tree

Noun: Word-play on the Counter Strike term "lo3", often stated as a request to make the match or scrimmage go "live on three".

CT Player1 : got 5?
T Player 1: 5th just got here.
CT Player 1: lo3 then
*a little time passes without the match going live*
CT Player 2: Yellow Tree?

by iniq.Seraphim April 10, 2009

Happy Tree

Weed, ganja, reefer, etc

1. You finna smoke some happy tree?

2. That happy tree kicking in
3. Damn bro that happy tree supreme

by Grimmy Noah January 20, 2021