1. Get up.
2. Leave your PJs on or stick a pair of your favourite tracky bottoms on.
3. Jump on the sofa (with a duvet if winter).
4. Do nothing but watch shit on TV and munch your face off.
2. Leave your PJs on or stick a pair of your favourite tracky bottoms on.
3. Jump on the sofa (with a duvet if winter).
4. Do nothing but watch shit on TV and munch your face off.
by Sarah_Swansea March 24, 2016
by bumarse October 16, 2009
After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.
Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"
by Onkey Urwin June 30, 2011
Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.
Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.
Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.
by Jake March 23, 2005
by eZsteve February 01, 2007
An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007
repugnant public display of obsequious adulation towards an individual. Excessive flattery, for improving personal gains (social, professional, financial, sexual etc.)
Rapid promotion was gained by bum licking the managing director.
The man only mirrored the views of the other people around him because he was incapable of developing and announcing his own. He was a complete bum licker.
The man only mirrored the views of the other people around him because he was incapable of developing and announcing his own. He was a complete bum licker.
by chuckmundo April 10, 2011