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Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.
Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.
by moesyzslak May 4, 2019
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Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!
Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"
by Tman227 October 27, 2016
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Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.
Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."
by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017
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teddy beer

A beer kept on the bedside table for drinking while falling asleep/lounging in bed. Can really be nice after a tough day at work, or when you're sick/hungover.
Oh, fuck! I'm so hungover right now. How'd this beer wind up next to me? OOOOHHHHH, TEDDY BEER!
by TallJester August 1, 2016
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beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.
You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
by J. Smooth March 28, 2008
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Sugar beer

When you're too drunk to pronounce "sugar bear" you just go by "sugar beer"
Let's order some shots, sugar beer!
by BeerNymph August 16, 2016
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Beer overcoat

What keeps you warm on the way home from the pub, even though its below freezing and you are in fact wearing only a T-shirt.

As worn, in particular, by inhabitants of northern English towns while on a night out in winter. They don't want to carry their coats around bars and clubs all night, so they go without.
It's freezing out there, and the last bus has gone. Luckily I have my beer overcoat to keep me warm on the walk home.
by Slim Jim McVim March 18, 2010
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