by wizbiz November 26, 2010
"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."
by moob master April 09, 2003
by awesomejelli21 July 02, 2020
commie tears is the act of taking ones cum and sharing it with everyone in the room preferably its when everyone cums inside a cup mix with vodka and each person has to sip sharing the cum amongst your fellow cummers
by ancientalienrockdweller September 07, 2021
Can I have a pear-pa-tear?
by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011
A weird black and white wolf who dances on the internet for fun. He's hella gay, has trust issues and feels like he's not going to amount to much. He is very friendly, outgoing and has a huge heart. His friends think he's weird and hyper but he honestly just has ADHD and is just living life to the fullest. He's a loyal friend and, if you give him ramen, he'll love you forever.
by stinkypaw July 06, 2022
When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.
Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”
by Joe-Joeeee January 11, 2023