When your fart smells just like Burger King onion rings. Typically happens 6-8 hours after consuming Burger King Onion Rings.
by luknoi October 2, 2013

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull brownish-yellowish clothes and a BK hat. Also see French Fry Man
by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.
by InThane May 11, 2010

by haremrules January 23, 2021

A combination of "male hot soup" on top, and a generous helping of fecal matter for the base. Served in a cup or bowl. Also part of the "lunch special", which is half soup/half tossed salad.
"Call me Pierre...I just gave that bitch some French Onion soup and all she said was 'Ooh La Laaaaa.'"
by Rusty February 3, 2005

gay a person that either wants a relationship with another man or to be in a relationship with another man or wants to involve himself in sexual intercourse with another man.
by Tepee December 6, 2005

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020
