A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021
Get the Spongebob Shoesmug. An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass rocks and high drops.
by zach413 July 2, 2008
Get the swammy shoesmug. One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.
One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.
One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.
I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel
by ShoeFiend September 2, 2016
Get the shoe fiendmug. by Lol I'm the Lord April 27, 2019
Get the battyman shoesmug. Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.
I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .
by Sassypants16789 September 5, 2016
Get the heavy in the shoesmug. shoe lace is a cord of leather strip passed through eyelets or hooks on opposite sides of a shoe and pulled tight and fashionable
by @kmccullogh430 add me October 30, 2019
Get the Shoe Lacemug. by Therealonefromthestreets January 25, 2020
Get the Da Shoemug.