When I mess around with another girl, I prefer to start out with titsty nine, then slide down into sixty nine.
by Licalatapus September 07, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025
When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
by sack o' potatoes May 25, 2011
A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
by Nome de Guerre July 08, 2014
A 30 year old man. Living in his parents basement. With a 9 o'clock curfew. That gets bitched at in front of his friends. With no backbone to talk back.
by Gold Standard 1 January 17, 2025