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bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
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Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.
“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”
by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022
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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
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Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
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Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking
Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was
Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
by Grimmarl July 7, 2025
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Custard No Mustard

custard no mustard is a term to describe something like a place or thing or event that is good, fun, exciting or went exactly as planned. It's a unique and kinda cringy way to express positive feelings.

The opposite of mustard no custard.

(The ironic part is I fucking love mustard, but in this context, custard is the "sweet" part.)
"Yo, this party is pure custard no mustard man! The music is fire, the vibes are perfect, and everything is going exactly as planned. LETS FUCKIN GO!"
by Moondust Aeon April 2, 2026
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