Murder

Something that i should do to my mother, but i cannot cause thats illegal.

Person 1: Dude i fucking hate my mom i should murder her
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me

by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022

A Murder Of Kyles

A Murder Of Kyles - a group of obnoxious males , typically young, loud, rude, the kind you don't really want to be around.
"Kyle" being used here as the male version of a Karen, and "a murder" paraphrases on the naming for a group of Crows, as well as the fact that being around A Murder Of Kyles WILL indeed kill your mood.

I went to relax in my fishing spot but a murder of Kyles was there so I decided to find a different spot.

by Semi Bald Eagle August 26, 2021

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 2, 2022

Murder

A very funny prank to pull on your friends

I am going to murder you

by Randomrooster14 April 26, 2023

Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.

Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.

by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023

murderized

someone who has been murdered, killed by another person

The detective decided the body on the river bank was murderized

by Akela Tank April 14, 2021

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018