murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.
Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Murder Miners

Classic XBox 360 indie title and ported to PC, developped by JForce. Murder Miners is a first person shooter game with destroyable environment. The game also offers a map creation mode. People can also compare Murder Miners to a mixture of Halo and Minecraft.
Playin' Murder Miners on my PC, getting everyone onto VC, whoopin' yo' ass on parkour, Murder Miners League I'm hardcore.
by FyterX October 26, 2019
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Murdered By Words

A phrase used to describe brutal, well-deserved comebacks.
Person 1: *Horrible, rude, evil comment*
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*

"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024
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Murder Murder Suicide

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.
After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.
by MewWinx96 March 08, 2012
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me
by Lesbiace Mess December 20, 2020
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