Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.

Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”

by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025

Mullet

Adam Kuhl is a mad cunt with a mad hair cut.

Your mullet isn’t as good as Adam Kuhl’s.

by Yo yo-yo yo-yo May 8, 2020

Mullet

A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.

I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.

by parkdiesel July 30, 2017

Academic Mullet

When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.

A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.

That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...

by MackieD. October 24, 2019

Mullet Ra

It is a way to describe a boy who wears a Mullet when it is way out of style. This is mainly used in southern Florida and is quiet common among 9 to 17 year old boys.

Roman look, its another boy or should I say Mullet Ra?

by Type_Writer June 22, 2017