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Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.
If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.
by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023
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Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.
Jacob has a mullet
by not chris's dad March 23, 2022
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Mullet Muffler

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.
Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
by Clc see you later October 6, 2025
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Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.
When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.
by Silky mane July 2, 2020
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Mulletize

The act of giving someone a mullet
The barber mulletized Joe
by Steveisapringlesman July 10, 2022
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