turkish mormon

its when three parnters get together, one kneels while the other two stand. The person kneeling licks the asshole of the two others having intercourse. The person kneeling then gives the person receiving a reach-a-round.

Sorry bro, i cant go to the heavy feather show with you tonight. My sister accidentally got a turkish mormon from my uncle.

by heavyfeathersmellsnice February 25, 2009

Mormon

Brainwashed cultists who think they're Christians but they're not.

"Hey dude, you know Sally? She's a Mormon!"

by cocksucker999 May 9, 2019

mononucleosis

a viral insult, usually calling someone a douche bag, or tool. (commonly used with the suffixes -neck ass, -boot ass, and -face ass, etc.

Boy.!! im bout to cook yo mononucleosis head ass.!!! BOY.!!!

by The REAL Ceasar's Palace December 8, 2010

Mormonswag

A swagalicious Mormon who often has the flow of society in a well mannered world. Often found in Missouri, Texas and Canada.

Like, OMGoodness, did you see Sterling? That's a Canadian who has mormonswag.

by TheSwagKiingg August 27, 2013

Mormon assault vehicle

8 in the stink 2 in the pink

I ran a Mormon assault vehicle over that girl bro

by Novass65 October 4, 2017

Mormon

Religious white people who mostly live in Utah. The modern Mormons don’t drink alcohol or have sex before marriage, and if you go deep within Utah, you can even find those mental people who do polygamy.

Mormon: I got married to my wife, her cousin, my wife’s mother, our daughter, and our neighbors daughter—now I’m hoping to find a new wife in this app called Tinder.
Bob: Geez Joe!

by HerberttheCrab June 18, 2018

Mormon

The word you never want to hear out of your girlfriend's parents mouths

"So I wanted to get down with this girl, but turned out she was MORMON!"

by SavageGoatGod May 2, 2019