Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!
Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009
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Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl
Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.
Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.
Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.
Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.
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