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moist

Someone weird or like embarrassing. Can give you the ick or weird feeling, they’re usually a beg. Usually used to describe males who do gay shit like make bands and fake being high or drunk. Very embarrassing and contagious disease xx
person 1: “did you watch ‘daniels’ story ?”
person 2: “yhh... ‘the godfathers’ are too moist”
by flowersdiehard January 2, 2022
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moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"
"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"
by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017
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Moist

description of a bad online date, cringe-inducing
how was the your date?

it was moist.
by gghh^^ March 10, 2016
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moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.
Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .
by BornXeno September 2, 2016
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moist beef

a form of beef the has been moisted
hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*

you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
by tidepod 420 May 24, 2018
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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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moist suck

When an individual receives sexual sucking with lots of saliva.
Samara gave Tom the moist suck in the movie theater.
by Dadoforange August 12, 2018
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