ezme logic

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real
by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 08, 2023
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Gaz Logic

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings
Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic
by Ben Greet August 03, 2022
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Belly Logic

where two people in completely seperate countries are thinking about exactly the same thing, or are thinking on the same lines but incompletely different places
two people are chatting on MSN, and they both think of the same thing at teh same time.

eg.
Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
some of the notes are just abit too high!

GEEKS ARE THE NEW COOL!!! says:
oo strugglin wit the high notes

Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
belly logic!
by Mr Man1 March 30, 2008
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Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense
My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.
by Darthfraai November 04, 2023
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Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.
Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 29, 2017
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army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”
Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
by WidowMaker211 March 21, 2018
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Deterrence logic

the ability to do a taboo action because if anybody said anything they would expose themselves as aware of it
Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)
by VitrifiedXenon September 03, 2024
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