A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
Get the Cat Loafmug. by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
Get the Loafmug. 1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.
by FuckYeahMontana July 9, 2010
Get the Loafmug. It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
Get the Loaf of bread in the bootmug. Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.
by Vr king May 24, 2022
Get the Almighty Loafmug. Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.
Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
by kasii9 November 12, 2021
Get the cat loafmug. 