Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019

Lane

The term fans of the Dolan twins use to tell people what twin they think is the hottest, smartest, funniest and overall they favorite!

Fan 1: you like the Dolan twins? which lane are you in?
Fan 2: Totally Ethans
Fan 1: WHAT!? Grayson is sooooo much better
Fan 2: How could you even think that

by ben_jaelynn August 7, 2019

Lane

A really mean person that likes to always play fortnite but only has 100 wins. He licks bananas with apples on each side and he plays tennis. He likes to play outside with a toy car because he is a little dick piece of crap.

That lane kid is so bad at fortnite. What a BOT

by TurtleNuggets12 on xboc September 18, 2019

Lois Lane

When a girl is ovulating and she lets it drip down her leg onto his face.

He tried to Superman me, so I Lois Lane’d the shit outta his face.

by Wonder Woman 1984 December 24, 2017

Lane Grant Smith

De•gen•er•ate - having lost the physical, mental, or moral qualities considered normal and desirable; showing evidence of decline.

"Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas"

"My boy, Lane Grant Smith, hangs with the scum of society - they are all a bunch of degenerates. Breaks my heart"

by Not Your Daddy's Llama April 19, 2018

two lane jane

A girl that will do a number of sexual favors while on the highway

You'll never guess that Cynthia is a two lane Jane the best part is I didn't even have to take her to the house dropped her off on Broadway and 3rd

by Mandc2002 May 26, 2017

Delaware Lane Hog

During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!

For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air

Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.

by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018