Kyle 

Kyle is a stupid, adopted, bald, smelly, chunking, ugly, loser that was a huge hole in his face and gets whipped hard at night.

Kyle sure is an ugly loser. I feel bad for anyone that is his friend.

Kyle by Wet Stain December 30, 2016

Kyle 

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends

1.
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC

2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

Kyle by Mebitchhh July 30, 2018

Kyle 

Kyles almost have braces into their late thirties

Holy shit that nigga kyle still has braces

Kyle by Painful ketchup December 22, 2018

Kyle 

a horny asshole who will try to suck your toes and doesn't take "no" for an answer. he was baptized in monster energy drinks and bathes in grease in his mom's basement, watching anime while eating his 7th box of black licorice. he asks for head from random people that he recently met over the internet and guilt-trips people for not complying with his gross nature.

omg is that kyle? he fucking assaulted me yesterday

kyle drinks too much monster

he punched a hole in his drywall

he paid $10 for hentai

his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account

Kyle by ihatekyleswithaburningpassion June 17, 2019

Kyle 

Asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings, and when given the opportunity, would cheat on any girl. He will ask randomly sluts for nudes and ask them to meet up for sex, even when he is in a relationship! Don't trust him. He is a snake and he will hurt anyone he can, just for fun. He has no heart.

Person 1: I have a date with Kyle tonight!
Person 2: But didn't you hear about how he cheated on his last girlfriend??
Person 1: Really! Better go cancel to tonight...

Kyle by Itskchsbitch July 6, 2017

Kyle 

this person likes to call black people niggas and doesn't believe in women rights

Kyle is racist and has no respect for others

Kyle by Dictionary_com August 29, 2017

Kyle 

A douche bag of a guy that is arrogant, conceited, vain and narcissistic to the extreme. The asshole you want to run over with your car multiple times to see if his plaid shirt and khaki pants will become one with the asphalt. The guy who gave 15 girls and one handicapped boy syphilis. The dude that drank all the beer at the kegger and never pitches in because he is a cheap drunk asswipe.

That dude is such a kyle...who invited that fucktard? Oh yeh, no one...he just shows up.

Kyle by Alien Conspirator May 15, 2018