My Friend Josh

Says hes not gay but he is

Me: You're gay

My Friend Josh: I'm not!

by Baconracetrack December 10, 2021

Riley, Josh and Phoenix

They are very mean mean cats

Riley, Josh and Phoenix: haha get noob’d on bot me: mean mean cats!

by MeanMeanCat2 August 27, 2020

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

josh

n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.

1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.

by Mike_Rotch October 5, 2010

josh

- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.

Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.

Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.

by writteningasoline March 28, 2010

Josh

a fat kid who likes food

Josh has a fat ass

by dudedude89983 October 4, 2011

Josh11109

A player from the game "Runescape" of such godly proportions, that some say he never existed. Others say he was raised by wolves and regular players are never to speak of his name.

Idiot #1 - Hey did you see Josh11109 today?!
Idiot #2 - Stfu, you know we aren't to speak of him.

by God of Kittens April 6, 2009