Jon

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.

I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.

by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019

Jon

The world’s most okayest brother.
Might never come out of the game room.
Always eats all the food, but is a good cook and it makes up for it.
Boy scout extraordinaire.

“Jon took all the food to the game room, and ate it all.”
“He’s making dinner though, which makes up for it. He makes a mean salmon.”

by Notmyname523 December 20, 2020

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020

Jon-Erik

He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.

Have you met Jon-Erik?

No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!

by Peer97 November 22, 2021

Jon Vincent

Jon Vincent Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jon Vicent is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend/ Wife and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jon Vincent Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.

“Wow Jon Vincent is hung like a camel”

by JohnApostleOfGod November 22, 2021

Jon V.

Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.

Jon V. Is bae

by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021

jon

jon is the biggest nigger in the world, he likes his own gender and has a micro penis.

jon is a name

by jonlikegay November 21, 2021