Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 23, 2009

Jon Eng

A man from Delaware.

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.

by Michael Catron December 26, 2019

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon

Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."

by Antitorpiliko June 05, 2012

Bubby Jon

Bubby Jon's tend to be intelligent and fun, but they are mostly just racist, homophobic and sexist.

This guy on discord just won't stop complaining about women's suffrage, such a Bubby Jon.

by DeadMilkmenFan295 April 16, 2022

Jon Miller

The most American lovin person in the USA. The ultimate nice guy that’s always going the extra distance and living a fun life

Wow, you’re a real Jon miller. You love America!

by Jawesome316 February 01, 2021

jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore

I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him

by snevelyn January 20, 2019