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Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.
Jonathan is goofy
by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023
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Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto
I wish I was Jonathan
by bitchugay January 19, 2023
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Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
by Megasour69 January 28, 2023
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Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.
Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu
by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023
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jonathan

jonathan is my first love. he is the definition of perfection. jonathan is loyal, kind, loving, thoughtful, caring, and handsome. I’m still with him now and it is February 12, 2023. We have been dating for a little over 2 months, not 3 months yet. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through, how they feel, and what they see in a person. Once I look into those beautiful brown eyes of his I lose all sense of my surroundings. I get so lost into his eyes and the way he looks at me and that gorgeous smile. The way he looks at me is so special and indescribable. I’m always so nervous around him. Like I said before He is my first love , I’ve never loved someone like I love jonathan . And love is such a strong and powerful feeling.It consumes your entire being and changes you. Jonathan has changed me, and I like who I am with him in my life.
Jonathan, my first love.
by Paisleyb_xoxo February 11, 2023
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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Jonathan

The person who says "CHECK" while checking someone in chess.
Jonathan: "Check:
Juan: "Why did you say that 💀"
by chessplayer1124 January 17, 2024
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