Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.
by Cheati-819 November 22, 2021
Jonas :...
by Froozenuhd March 18, 2017
Jonas
J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
He‘s a very great, sweet and nice person. He can make you smile when you are down but don‘t trust what you see he could make you (or your best friend) cry as well because he‘s a relationshipphobic person!
Me: Wow why are you so happy?
Best friend: It‘s Jonas who makes me this happy!
Me: Your crying about Jonas, am I right?
Best friend: Yesssss.
Best friend: It‘s Jonas who makes me this happy!
Me: Your crying about Jonas, am I right?
Best friend: Yesssss.
by bestfriendofajonaslover January 10, 2018
Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
The most beautiful and intelligent girl in the world. She is the best listener and can always help you out. Nobody will ever truly love you like she does. Not to forget that Jona is one of the most attractive girls and that every boy wants her to be his girl.
by cutipie66 October 07, 2018