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Jonas

Jonas need some milk
by Abendshcwingen February 6, 2022
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Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.
Hey look! There's a Jonas.
by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017
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Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.
Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!
by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021
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jonas ballandies

oi suka blyat jonas ballandies suk dix nahui
by ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2017
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Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread
Let me put my sausage in my Jonas
by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022
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Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
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jonas bergart

a realy cool guy that everybody hates
person1: hi i am jonas bergart.
person2: Ohh fuck u then.
by bergarten March 2, 2018
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