An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.
Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'
Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
by NatiHemptress February 17, 2011
Female name most likely named after her father or close relative. She is both strong and wise, her strength comes from her father and strong willed ancestors and her wisdom comes from her mother and /or female descendants. She is sassy, outspoken, intelligent with a heart as big as the ocean. Her humorous side is always ready, but on the flip don't cross or try her "that's not what you want ". Best friend you could ever have.
by Jlovesav November 23, 2021
A polite phrase for when you would like to be alone, usually because you greatly prefer your own company to that of others.
by Alfred123689123 January 28, 2014
A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.
Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”
by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021
A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
by The Skinny Johnny June 26, 2021
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