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Irish Alarm Clock

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.
" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009
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Irish Darts

When a woman spreads her cheeks and invites multiple strong men to launch midgets face-first into her asshole, usually resulting in intense bruising, and extreme anal pleasure. Note: Not fun to be the midget in this sexual act.
Chloe: Hey Danny and John, wanna have a game of Irish Darts? I'll be the dart board!

Danny: Ok, but we'll need a midget...

Kristen: I'm game!

(John launches Kristen towards the asshole of Chloe, smothering her in a blood/fecal matter combination)
by tdnizzle111 July 17, 2011
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Irish dayquil

Code name for Balack and Tans
See also Irish Nyquil
Kevin's ass got suspended for hitin' the Irish Dayquil int he parking lot a little too often.
by the skanky cuizon October 17, 2006
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Irish Espresso

Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.

{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Espresso .
by e5051 February 25, 2007
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Irish Streamer

A sex act where a gentleman releases a stream of urine into his partners asshole while that person has their buttocks angled uniquely in such a way to recieve the piss into their gaping rectum. the stream of piss is what resembles a streamer. (Note: originated by the Greeks, Stolen by the Irish.) The Irish Streamer is usually initiated by the subject exclaiming "PISS IN MY ASS!!!"
Amanda gave Brian a fantastic Irish Streamer in the heat of Passion.
by mike dravis June 11, 2006
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a girl named irish

A girl named irish is the best girl around she has a good heart and her personality is off the charts. She is commited to her relationships and cares alot about people. A girl named irish is loveing and alwaysewants to help people so find a girl like her and u will be happy.make her feel special and wanted bec she will alwayse return the favor.
Booty. Beautiful. Kind. A girl named irish
by That girl from last night December 21, 2016
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Irish discussion

To settle somthing the irish way in a fight
Why dont we settle this with a little irish discussion
by Kahan & keniy D October 10, 2012
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