About 5 seconds

The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse

Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!

Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!

Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long

by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023

Back-in-the-second-grade

An all-encompassing word/phrase which is mainly used to describe something that took place in second grade of elementary school typically with some chums. Also rarely used with a severely negative connotation and can even be derogatory when used against a small person or a dog to describe male genitalia.

Boy fine dine doe #1: yo remember when we flipped off our rabid a** teacher and Shem back flipped off the meatloaf in homeroom?

Boy slick nasty wit it #2: yooooo!! That was totally back-in-the-second-grade!!!!

Boy fine dine doe #2: OMG OMG LOML I’m such a lumpy weeeeeeen! That was definitely back-in-the-second-grade!

by Bro Jake March 16, 2023

Second-phase anxiety

When you’ve lived with anxiety for so long and you start to have anxiety when your not having anxiety

She was suffering from second-phase anxiety

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

Second Hand AIDS

When you are in a vehicle and the driver dies from AIDS, which causes the car to crash, also killing you.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Jimmy died from Second Hand AIDS?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it really be like that sometimes.

by BigBoiJD August 27, 2018

Second-hand Cool

Adjective: To be in with the "cool kids" through a much cooler significant other/friend

The only reason she's at this party is because she's second-hand cool

by Green Eggs September 26, 2015

second hand game

Hitting on the less attractive girl of the group while occasionally paying attention to the hotter girl. This leads to the hotter girl questioning why she is not being hit on and will throw herself at you. Resulting in second hand game.

Guy 1: 'Dude, I was hitting on Rachelle and Laura ended up throwing herself at my feet'

Guy 2: 'Gotta love that second hand game'

by Chronic player March 18, 2011

Second Hand Breath

The odor of cigarette smoke that lingers off an excessive smoker and is so over powering it can cause lung cancer.

I couldn't focus anything Pam was saying to me cause i thought i was gonna die from her Second Hand Breath;

by TheCoyle September 24, 2010