Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

Hand Brownie

When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.

Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.

by P-Jizzle September 5, 2016

cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.

"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "

by Fkiz February 3, 2018

hands crossed

A simple gesture of being silent and praying to God for something to happen as we wished

Let us keep our Hands crossed for his speedy recovery

by seeders January 24, 2017

Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.

The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.

by Author's ashes February 1, 2017

Serpent's Hand

An organization that really loving anomaly thing, even they liberate them... wait why i'm hearing SCP-096's screams?

Serpent's Hand? Huh, i never heard of that... wait.. containment breach?

by Mastery of Coordilatte December 27, 2020

1800 Hands

It's like Edward 40 hands but you use two bottles of 1800 silver tequila. Has only been attempted twice, first time being a total disaster, the second being one of the greatest achievements of our time. Only true men, and true women will succeed but all must attempt at least once in their lifetime. Then and only then one can say they truly lived.

John: yeah I'm a successful business owner, father, multi-billionaire. I have definitely lived my life to the fullest
Dave: yeah but did you do 1800 Hands?
John: No.
Dave: then how could you have possibly lived your life.
John: good point, let's do it tonight!

John died later that night, not because of the alcohol poisoning, because he finally truly lived

by imdaddrmaster January 17, 2021