Energizer Granny

An elderly woman who was old in nineteen o' Jesus and still keeps on going and going and going...

Sakhan Dosova is an Energizer Granny. (Look her up - apparently she is/was 134).

by Charverharver March 25, 2010

Granny Fanny in my Nanny

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.

Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

wannabe granny

viherissä oleva vammaisluokkalainen joka haluaisi olla mummo, mutta on vasta seiskaluokkalainen :/ näyttää tosiaan aika paljon mummolta lol

lol kato tuol on se wannabe granny :--D

by ankka3002 November 26, 2018

Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023

Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 03, 2024

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 02, 2015

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking

-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 04, 2018