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Goon

A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.
Goon: "Hurry up with dough, da boss wants this place cleared out before da freakin' bat shows up!"
by Goonmaster April 8, 2022
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goon

Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
by jerryduu April 26, 2011
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Goon Up

See if he has a gaffer he likes to goon up with.
by Komitas December 11, 2020
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Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.
That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.
by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023
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Gooning

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.
"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"
by femmenyn April 17, 2024
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Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.
"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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Goon

A person who is stupid and generally dumb, Acts stupid and out of place.
He is still texting us? what a goon.
by Kremvhis May 31, 2018
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