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cock fister

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.
Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.
by April Ann February 2, 2004
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British Fist

A British Fist is a new fast spreading term for a half boner or erection. A half boner is when the penis is almost erect, often at full erect length but is still movable or bendable.

The term (British Fist) is associated with a half boner due to both being SOFT YET FIRM.
Damn man i've been sporting a "british fist" almost all day and these sweat pants are not helping.

Dude that chick had such a nice ass, she gave me a "British Fist" thats the fourth time today thats happened.
by the biggest bub September 13, 2011
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fist me daddy

A majority of FaZe Jev and M3RKMUS1C's fan base use this catchphrase
FaZe Jev: *posts a video*
Subscribers: FIST US JEV! FIST ME DADDY
by Master of Fisting December 1, 2015
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Fish Queen

A drag queen that dresses in drag for the purpose of looking like a real women.

(opposed to looking over the top, campy, or avant guarde)
by dragdude26 December 17, 2011
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there's always a bigger fish

Qui-Gon Jin's most memorable quote from "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace"
"I'm so glad we survived that."
"Well, there's always a bigger fish"
by Pedro Killa December 25, 2007
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Fish-mouth Syndrome

Fish-mouth Syndrome is a condition that infects most of the SJW community. You can tell if someone suffers from this just by their upright-triangular-frowning mouth appearance (which also exposes the front incisors). This facial expression gives the infected person a stink face, with subtle hint of mental retardation.

Patients with FMS (abbreviation for Fish-mouth Syndrome) often have attention seeking hair styles/color, wear nonprescription glasses, and have at least one body piercing. They are easily "triggered", which prompts them to uncontrollably defecate from their mouths.

Cure: Common sense and more exposure to the real world.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks ma'am. How can I help you?

Fish-mouth Syndrome patient: Oh my god! Did you just assume my gender? How dare you?! I refuse to be oppressed by your white cis male privilege. I will boycott all coffee from now on since you offend me so much. RAGE RAGE AGAINST PATRIARCHY! Now if you would stop harassing me, I have a pitcher of male tears to consume. Check your privilege.
by ForFuckSakeMate September 12, 2016
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obey the fist

phrase taken from Invader Zim (see definition), simply meaning "bow to my will or be destroyed!"
I will flip burgers with my iron fist, then I will work my way up to ruling you ALL with my fist...YOU! OBEY THE FIST!
by Invader Matt January 26, 2004
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