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Family of Simmons

A family of simmons is a pot of mystery gumbo. Not a popular selection but you like it, youre part of it And that means part of the shit. The bitchy aunts, the drunk dads and the giant uncle with an off danty Nick name like tiny, some one just got out jail but "didn't do it" cause you know how it is. On the out side its a close knited community of family and friends but in reality theyre glued together and killing each other. Crazy kids that eat fire probably in just diaper with a 5 oclock dirt shadow. And that one weird pot head aunt you like but never undstand.
If you see a family of simmons turn and run
by Beckybitchjames March 7, 2020
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The Jackson family

The only Jackson family that existed and still exists is The Michael Jackson family, After MJ had a fall out with his bandmates who used his name Jackson as the band name,they had difficulty changing their surnames from Jackson as it appeared it was their publicly known surname as they wished to remain in the entertainment industry. The whole band consisted of a father -joe , a mother-katherine and about 11 or so children, Michael Jackson was one of them- the 1 his surname was used for the whole band.
Michael Jackson had only one wife.
Michael Jackson never married lmp.
It is known today that lmp could be Latoya MJ's former band mate.
MJ's real wife was never part of the band.
The matriach of the Jackson family was never Katherine, it's MJ's real wife.
by Jackson Monilium February 15, 2021
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Ingham Family

"Ingham Family" are 7 British youtube performers who began in 2015 and now have over 1 million channel subscribers (2022). They were famous for daily vlogging, having babies, and overindulging their children with Christmas and birthday presents.

In 2017 while on vacation in Florida's Disneyland the once famous father tried to entice a 16 year old fan who he'd met earlier at the famous family fun park, to sneak out of her family's hotel room to meet him late at night while his wife and children slept. News articles about the incident can be found on several news sites.
The Ingham Family are now infamous for isolating their children, selling Alibaba wankets, and neglecting their adorable little dog while they travel the UK in a retired work van.
"Too bad the dad tried to skinny dip with that young girl in Florida, otherwise the Ingham family would still be popular."
"I'd never forgive my dad for going after girls and hurting my mom and family, I hope the Ingham family fans never find out."
by hedgesdlux April 21, 2022
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family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves
son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now
by Lablesss March 7, 2023
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Family Time

A time during which one hangs out with their family.
My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.
by kidneyscones July 22, 2021
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Nalli family

A family where most or all members prey on children sexually
If I were you I wouldn't bring my children to stores operated by the Nalli family
by CPS Global October 9, 2023
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herps family

The ultimate happy family that will yeet any negativity out the window.
I wish I was part of the herps family. They’re the coolest kids I’ve ever seen.
by a happy herp February 3, 2020
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