Faggot Cowboy

People with little to no teeth, that smoke/chew tobacco, hunt as a sport, talk about guns all the time, live in/on a farm and/or in the country, own trucks, wear jeans, boots, and camouflage hats/jackets all the time, are poorly educated, and/or walk like they have hemorrhoids up their ass who attend or are associated with NASCAR.

I hate NASCAR because there are just too many fucking faggot cowboys!!!

by Accordion November 9, 2010

faggot

1) Offensive term for a homosexual.
2) A bundle of sticks.

That faggot has been having buttsecks.

by neo January 30, 2007

faggot

1) A homosexual man.

2) A guy like John Hay who cheats and treats girls like he's their pimp

homosexual, faggot

by TrollerGrl October 9, 2010

Vagina Faggot

A lesbian. Can be abbreviated to "vag fag."

"That girl is definitely a vagina faggot."

by cmarro913 August 2, 2008

faggot

A bassoon. Seriously, look it up.

Oh, I do love blowing on my faggot

by The Abomination Is Insane November 1, 2011

faggophobia

A persistent and intense fear of anything that is teh ghey.

Kyle, a heterosexual male, never remarks when a friend gets a haircut because his faggophobia causes him to think that doing so will raise suspicion that he is gay.

by Nappy Ho DiMaggio January 9, 2008

Short Fat Faggot

Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)

Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!

by PotHeadJesus October 15, 2009