"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"
"all because of English Tea!!!"
"all because of English Tea!!!"
by Matthew Quick November 10, 2007
The language which MUST be used in any instance where English language is used, it combines proper English and Plain English, so:
1. No sticky caps
2. No slangs
3. No jargons
4. Proper spellings (such as capitalization)
4. Comprehensible language, even underages and elderly people can understand it
5. No political correctness
6. Have a proper grammars (such as proper use of verbs, adjectives, and such)
7. Effective languages
1. No sticky caps
2. No slangs
3. No jargons
4. Proper spellings (such as capitalization)
4. Comprehensible language, even underages and elderly people can understand it
5. No political correctness
6. Have a proper grammars (such as proper use of verbs, adjectives, and such)
7. Effective languages
by Sir. B March 05, 2021
The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.
What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?
by Nijihara Kalinin January 19, 2020
A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)
The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.
by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 October 19, 2015
A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.
The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner
- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English
The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner
- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English
The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.
by Tyler2003 June 24, 2020
by 69englishmuffin March 17, 2018
When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.
by Ghouless February 03, 2019