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Eating Soufflé

The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."

Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.
Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.
by drokhole June 7, 2011
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eating fresh

A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.
Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!
by SandwichArtist1997 July 13, 2018
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carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet
I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..
by Ddplum November 26, 2013
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period eating

the act of performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.
Wow Brendan was period eating that girl yesterday. That why his mouth looks like he has red lipstick on it.
by Analdestroyer69 April 25, 2014
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ass eating slasher

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.
Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.
by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017
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bulk pizza eating

When someone quits the office, and the staff throws a pizza party for everyone in their honor. However, you have to pay $5 for crappy greasy cheese pizza, and everyone grabs as much pizza as quick as possible in order to make it worth their $5.
Andrew: "Sarah, are you going to pay $5 for that pizza lunch today? Gross. I'm just really not in the mood for bulk pizza eating"
by SarahHeels1 December 15, 2008
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